Year: 1987
Produced By: T. Bohanon, Too $hort
Album: Born to Mack
Label: Jive/Dangerous Music

Before Todd Shaw made a name for himself by cussing, he did so by telling his "Freaky Tales." He would later reprise this with "Freaky Tales 2," "More Freaky Tales," and, of course, "Cocktales." Never once does Too $hort explain what "TP treatment" is, but if you think really hard about it, you can probably figure it out.