Trump Jr. Says Dad Letting Him Hang Out With Michael Jackson Means Trump's Not Racist

Trump Jr. wrote a whole book called 'Triggered,' presumably marking his latest effort to impress his daddy.

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Jesus Is King mega-enjoyer Donald Trump Jr., perhaps best known for being photographed sitting atop a log, has apparently written an actual book.

Among the usual trove of Trump drivel covered within the pages of the laboriously titled Triggered: How the Left Thrives on Hate and Wants to Silence Us, per the Daily Beast, is the repeated claims (and arguably just-as-repeated proof) of the Trump brand of racism.

"Oh, and by the way, given all the things my father has been called, particularly a 'racist,' it sure sounds odd that he'd let his son vacation with a black man or hang out with Michael Jackson, doesn't it?'" Trump Jr. apparently says somewhere in the book. "If he's a racist, he's sure not very good at it."

Trump Jr. notes that the late Jackson at one point "lived in Trump Tower" and came over to play video games with Donald Jr. and his brother Eric. For added nausea, Trump Jr. has dedicated the book to "deplorables." The book is out Tuesday and surely carries the same concentrated dearth of intellect so often found in any of the other books its intended readers have bothered to peruse.

Meanwhile, Trump Jr.'s Big Mac-guzzling daddy is presently busy formally pulling out of the Paris climate agreement.

"By breaking America's commitment to the Paris Accord, President Trump is reducing America's standing in the world," Sen. Tom Carper of the Senate Environment and Public Works committee said this week of the administration's latest move of climate change denial.

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