‘New Yorker’ Suspends Staff Writer Over Zoom Dick Incident and the Jokes Are Flying

Reporter and CNN senior legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin started trending on Monday after it was revealed he exposed his penis during a Zoom meeting.

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Jeffrey Toobin

Reporter and CNN senior legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin started trending on Monday after it was revealed he exposed his penis during a Zoom meeting last week.

As Vice reports, Toobin has since been suspended from the New Yorker for the incident, which he has apologized for. In a statement, he wrote, "I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers." He added, "I believed I was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video."

The call was conducted between members of the New Yorker and WNYC public radio. According to Motherboard, the call was an election simulation featuring many staff members from the New Yorker. There were also a handful of other producers on the call from the New Yorker and WNYC.

Per Vice:

Both people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity in order to speak freely, noted that it was unclear how much each individual person on the call saw, but both of the people we spoke to said that they saw Toobin jerking off. The two sources described a juncture in the election simulation when there was a strategy session, and the Democrats and Republicans went into their respective break out rooms for about 10 minutes. At this point, they said, it seemed like Toobin was on a second video call. The sources said that when the groups returned from their break out rooms, Toobin lowered the camera. The people on the call said they could see Toobin touching his penis. Toobin then left the call. Moments later, he called back in, seemingly unaware of what his colleagues had been able to see, and the simulation continued.

While Toobin has yet to tweet since the incident took place, he has since appeared on CNN.

"Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter," said New Yorker spokesperson Natalie Raabe. CNN, meanwhile, shared a statement that indicated Toobin "asked for some time off." 

See reactions to the "Zoom dick" incident below.

Just... wow. Jeffrey Toobin’s apology is the weirdest part, it’s basically "I’m sorry I didn’t turn the camera off" instead of "I’m sorry that I’m a psycho and whipped my dick out during a work zoom".
https://t.co/w3rVz4cazl

— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) October 19, 2020

Last week I was getting dressed during my husband's Zoom meeting because I thought his camera was off and his entire team saw my ass for a good 15 seconds. I'm not saying Jeffrey Toobin didn't intentionally show his whole hog on Zoom, I just wanted to contribute to the discourse

— Ej Dickson (@ejdickson) October 19, 2020

“i thought i had muted the video” is killing me https://t.co/tPgFyWRhWv

— andy™ (@andylevy) October 19, 2020

need to know who told jeffrey toobin the camera was on

— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) October 19, 2020

I misread the Jeffrey Toobin story and got confused because I thought he had exposed himself as a dick years ago.

— Noam Blum 🚡 (@neontaster) October 19, 2020

Excited to announce my new job as Jeffrey Toobin's new literary agent. Now to take a big sip of coffee and read the news.

— 🎃Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) October 19, 2020

Twitter:
“What happened to Jeffrey Toobin on Zoom that caused New Yorker to suspend him?”

The New Yorker: pic.twitter.com/00ShSziv7Y

— 𝐄𝐱𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐨𝐩𝐞 (@exavierpope) October 19, 2020

zoom dick!!! and it's only monday!!!!!

— karen han (@karenyhan) October 19, 2020

showed my hog on zoom i been going brazy brazy
and now my publisher got me under investigation
they know they talk that dick talk that dick talk
they know we talk that lick talk that lick talk

— Trey Smith (@SlimiHendrix) October 19, 2020

maybe the real zoom dick is the friends we made along the way

— 🤌🏾 Imani Gandy 👆🏾 (@AngryBlackLady) October 19, 2020

The Jeffrey Toobin incident isn't really that big a thing: CNN always knew, with him, they were getting a package deal.

— Robert A George (@RobGeorge) October 19, 2020

O. J. Simpson also commented on the news. Toobin wrote the 1996 book "The Run of His Life: The People v. O.J. Simpson."

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