Alex Jones Says He's Open to Cannibalizing Neighbors If Lockdown Continues: 'I Will Eat Your Ass'

Far-right conspiracist and certified nut Alex Jones isn't happy about the coronavirus lockdown, and he says if it lasts much longer he might eat his neighbors.

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Alex Jones

Far-right conspiracist and certified nut Alex Jones isn't happy about the coronavirus lockdown, and he says if it lasts much longer he might eat his neighbors. It's been less than two months since America went into lockdown across various states, but Jones said he's already thought about cannibalism.

"I'll admit it. I will eat my neighbors," he said on his radio talk show on Friday. "I won't have to for a few years 'cause I got food and stuff. ... But I'm literally looking at my neighbors now and going, 'I'm ready to hang 'em up and gut 'em and skin 'em. My daughters aren't starving to death. I will eat my neighbors...I will."

While it's unclear why Alex Jones—perhaps one of the most likely men in America to be a doomsday prepper—is already thinking about eating another human, he did specify he will eat the "globalists" who imposed the lockdowns across the country first.

"You think I like sizing up my neighbor?" the radio host and Sandy Hook truther said. "I'm gonna haul him up by a chain and chop his ass up! I'll do it! My children aren't going hungry. I will eat your ass! And that's what I want the globalists to know—I will eat your ass first."

During the rant, he praised himself for his honesty, which he called his "superpower." This is all coming from a man who has been warned by the Food and Drug Administration to stop selling products that are advertised as coronavirus treatments.

Right wingers pretended they were rugged & self sufficient but armed militiamen stormed the statehouse b/c the barber shop is closed, Alex Jones is talking about resorting to eating his neighbors while urban lefties are all "this sucks. anyway i'm gonna go watch a fun movie!! ^_^

— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) May 1, 2020

The comments come after Jones was spotted participating in protesting the coronavirus lockdown orders in Texas. If Jones, someone who famously once thought chemicals in water were turning frogs gay, says social distancing should be eased, it's safe to say we should all stay home for a while longer.

Check out the reactions to Alex Jones' latest bizarre rant below.

This is my ex-husband, Alex Jones, graphically describing how he'll kill his neighbor to f e e d my kids:



I lost my kids for tweeting about injustice.

This is UNJUST to my kids.

This is a mom's worst nightmare.

Court must act.

Help RT

— Kelly Jones (@RealKellyJones) May 1, 2020

alex jones would have been the greatest entertainer of our generation if we had better public education in this country and people watched him as entertainment instead of believing things he says.

— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) May 1, 2020

Just had to explain to my therapist who Alex Jones is and she paused and said, "We have a mental health crisis in this country."

— Bridget Phetasy (@BridgetPhetasy) May 1, 2020

Michelle Obama: Kids should eat vegetables.

Conservatives: Fascism!

Alex Jones: I will eat my neighbor.

Conservatives: Patriotism!

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 1, 2020

"Your reputation is amazing, I will not let you down" - @realDonaldTrump, on Alex Jones in 2015

— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) May 1, 2020

Who had “Cannibal Alex Jones” on their COVID bingo card?

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) May 1, 2020

has anyone told Alex Jones that vegetables are still an option for him

— Jessica Huseman (@JessicaHuseman) May 1, 2020

Worth noting here that Alex Jones has spent decades telling his listeners that "New World Order" leftists planned to eat them and their children and drink their blood.

Everything these people do is projection, an airing of the darkest and most depraved things they're capable of.

— Jared Yates Sexton (@JYSexton) May 1, 2020

Alex Jones:
"My super power is being honest. I will eat your ass."

1. Your super power is raging insanity, not honesty.
2. Why not pick a super power like Food Shopper?
3. Why did you start with the ass?

So many questions.

— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) May 1, 2020

It may be too late for Alex Jones, but just to let you know, eating your neighbors will give you a transmissible spongiform encephalopathy like kuru, which turns your brain into mush.

— Eugene Gu, MD (@eugenegu) May 1, 2020

Alex Jones will eat a neighbor before he eats a vegetable.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) May 1, 2020

If you think you're having a tough day... imagine being Alex Jones and having to make the tough choice between growing vegetables, going to the store to buy more food, or eating your neighbors.

— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) May 1, 2020

Alex Jones once his neighbor walks outside #AlexJones #COVID19

— Showtime (@kaaal) May 1, 2020

Alex Jones before and after eating his neighbours ass.

— lil dot ⌐◨-◨ (@0xSVG) May 1, 2020

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