People Are Tweeting About Their New Superpowers as Winter Solstice Finally Arrives

This week's powerful astrological event could usher in a new era of humanity, bringing with it superpowers and equally super memes.

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Welcome to the Winter Solstice! 

In astrology, this year’s solstice marks a massive event known as the Great Conjunction. According to astrologer Chani Nicholas, Jupiter and Saturn will make a conjunction in the age of Aquarius, initiating a new 200-year era for humanity. 

If that sounds intense and powerful, it’s because it is. Many astrologers believe this year’s protests against racial violence and the social unrest caused by the COVID-19 pandemic are clear markers that a powerful new age of democracy, liberation, and social progress is on the horizon. 

This celestial event could even unlock some sci-fi super-abilities, as proposed by Twitter user @lottidot on Dec. 5:

As black people, genetically we are stronger and smarter than everyone else, we are more creative, on December 21 our Real DNA will be unlocked and majority will be able to do things that we thought were fiction. Learn who u are as a people 👩🏽‍🦯 they wanna make us average

— BRE’YE (@lottidot) December 5, 2020

Her tweet ushered in hundreds of memes that circulated on Black Twitter, which collectively set up various criteria for accessing their potential powers beyond the obvious: only Black people will be getting superpowers this Winter Solstice.

what are the requirements for getting superpowers?
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me: pic.twitter.com/UpdOJV853y

— Lord High Empress of Sustenance. (@hidingnparadise) December 21, 2020

just shapeshifted into JT’s vibrator, and now we wait....

— common sense enthuisast (@dinosinterlude) December 21, 2020

Now as the promised day arrives, folks are eager to see their powers manifest, sharing a mix of hilarious and inventive posts. 

I fell asleep by 10 pm 😩🥺
I’m out here no powers, just vibes. pic.twitter.com/GZq0g7Lnt9

— Jasmyn (@JasmynBeKnowing) December 21, 2020

11:59pm 12:00am pic.twitter.com/9VGgZ74jeV

— SHINE BRIGHT SHINE FAR💖 (@TheeGoldBoss) December 21, 2020

When I use my mind control to steal from saks and Batman start beating my ass pic.twitter.com/BKc6hR2Xs5

— GOTHICC (@frankenfemme_) December 21, 2020

Me flying for the first time pic.twitter.com/f3mPqnz2IQ

— The Naija Don (@LexP__) December 21, 2020

Black women https://t.co/0L2mh9dU5P

— erika kane △⃒⃘ (@ty_hotcommodity) December 21, 2020

of course his birthday is on negro solstice https://t.co/SQKJbLLOzU pic.twitter.com/1BLqY5J5HP

— Mykael (@deucekay_) December 21, 2020

Arguably the real superpower here is knowing that one woman's tweet prompted a month's worth of joy during this bleak time. 

Of course it's no coincidence that today is also Samuel L. Jackson's birthday. The actor turned 72 on this blessed day.

Happy Winter Solstice! 

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