Yesterday was that day for some unnamed putz in North Carolina who made the transgression of mistaking the butternut squash he purchased for some cheese. It happened this past Saturday evening, and it sounds pretty stupid until you see them both in cube form. To compound this error, he did it in full view of James Dator, whose name you might recognize from many an SB Nation byline.
And, since Dator pretty much just does this same exact thing over at SB Nation, I'll let him tell the story via these tweets that the often fickle internet decided they liked:
Sounds like a real pain in the ass.