Lil Wayne and 2 Chainz appeared on ESPN’s Highly Questionable today, and during their appearance, Dan Le Batard asked Wayne to tell him a story about a crazy night that he spent out with an athlete. After some initial confusion about the question—Wayne looked and sounded like he was out of his mind, which seems to be the approach he takes to ESPN appearances—Wayne settled on a story about the time he ended up messing with the same girl (or actually, same girls) as J.R. Smith during a trip to Las Vegas.
We’ve written out the story below so that you can read it. But you really have to hear Wayne tell the story to fully appreciate it, so make sure you watch him do it in the clip above. It sounds like it was quite a weekend for both him and J.R:
This is very funny. He’ll tell you it’s true. So I was visiting a female. We was in Vegas, and it was All-Star or something. I think that’s what it was. We was in Vegas. I went to visit this person. This person, I didn’t know she was with him originally there already, so she told him that someone in the casino hit the jackpot. She told him that they hit the jackpot. So when you hit the jackpot, you automatically go to the biggest suite they have, and she was in the biggest suite they had. So she had to leave that hotel and go to another hotel. That was what she told him.
Now, she told me to come over. OK, she was there with a female friend. He was aware of that. So she told him that the female friend was still there at that hotel but she had to relocate to another one. So I was there in the room that night, and so, all of a sudden, we in the bedroom, too, and all of a sudden, we hear the bedroom door open, and me and the female like, “Who is coming through the door?” Her female friend was in the living room, so we were like, “What is she trying to get in the room for?” So who comes through the door? J.R. Smith with his wifebeater on.
So mind you, the female don’t even know that I know J.R. So when we see each other, we like, “What’s up? Where you went tonight?” I was like, “I was at such-and-such, where you was at?” She was in the bed looking like, “Oh my God.” So when he left, he left out of there, and I left out of there, too. So this is the moral of the story: I was there going to see the girl. She was doing J.R. bad, but he was actually coming back to the room to see her female friend because she told him that she was there by herself. It was just a big old circus!
The good part about the story is that I went out the next night and I saw the girl’s female friend in the club, and she was like, “You know, she was wrong for doing you like that. I told her she shouldn’t do you like that." And so I went home with the female friend that night. OK!
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[via Highly Questionable]