1) Baltimore Ravens:

What role are we talking about here, exactly? Target?

2) Houston Rockets:

Funny to us. Not funny to the dude it got fired.

3) Seattle Seahawks:

Not everything ties together.

4) New England Patriots:

Here's hoping this was a mistake.

*Drum Roll*

Baltimore Ravens: This tweet actually occurred about a month earlier than the award window but seeing as how there were no Alternative ESPYs last year we'll allow it. Plus, we have carte blanche to pull rules out of our own asses.