Pops, we get that in your day guys wore leather helmets and played through brain hemorrhages, but offensive lineman topped out at 180 pounds and smoked Chesterfield cigarettes during play. Instead of watching eight hours worth of Fox News on the daily, maybe check out a Jabari Parker high school highlight tape on YouTube. Today's youth isn't all about "the texting" and "purple dranks." Stop being such a hater, it's bad for your quadruple bypass.