Young Money Signs Paris Hilton
The first thing you think about when someone says "Cash Money Records" is "Lil Chuckee." The second thing you think of is "Caskey." The third you think of is "Aziatix."
Okay. We're not really sure where we are going with this, other than to highlight that Cash Money signs a lot of people that you have never heard of. Paris Hilton's signing came a year after Cash Money signed the relevancy-deficient nu-metal band Limp Bizkit, because what's more absurd than signing Limp Bizkit to a record deal in 2013? The answer: signing Paris Hilton. It's reported that she has an album coming out this summer that features a song with Lil Wayne. So we have that to look forward to. Hopefully, it includes a Fred Durst verse or two. On the plus side, Birdman never pays any artists or producers, so at least any money she makes off anything from them, she won't actually receive.
BONUS: Y'all remember when Wayne said "And I can't, can't, can't forget Brisco" on his "We Takin' Over" verse, and then did?
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