
Let’s be honest here: Men’s style is a kind of a no-brainer. You don't even have to dress well to get by, and a little grooming goes a long way. People just don't expect much. Keep a clean cut, avoid bogus trends, and you’ll save yourself mounds of embarrassment decades down the line.
Who you should be embarrassed for is these guys. These are the attention whores, better known as celebrities. Whether it's spray-painted Caesars or white dudes with cornrows, leave it to those in the spotlight to step out with the most cringe-worthy ‘dos.
Sure, some styles are a product of the times. (Everyone had a bowl cut in ’88.) But it’s the extreme mullets and desperate combovers that are not only unnecessary but now immortalized in the pages of Google Images. Thanks, Internet!
With that, we present to you the 50 Worst Celebrity Hair Styles.
50. Riding Conan O'Brien's Crimson Wave

49. Simon Cowell May In Fact Be Wearing Sod

48. When Joel McHale Was Bald

47. Cristiano Ronaldo's Sad Attempt at Irony

46. Steven Seagal's Lifelong Dream of Being Asian

45. Steve Harvey and the World's Only Non-Hipster Mustache

44. Busta Rhymes' Gravity-Defying Dreads

43. The Hippie Mobster, Starring Mickey Rourke

42. David Spade's Unsolicited Shampoo Commercial

41. The 25-Year Part: A Mike Myers Story

40. Justin Bieber's Helmet Swoop

39. Paul Malignaggi Is a Douchebag Beyond Even Normal Douchebag Trends

38. The Physics Wiz That Is Pauly D

37. Mario Lopez, B.J.S. (Before Japanese Straightening)

36. John Stamos' Big Break as a Fake Rockstar

35. More '80s Embarrassment From Siegried and Roy

34. Going Back to David Bowie's Future

33. Jared Leto's Fauxhawk Is as Confused as His Sexuality

32. Vanilla Ice Launches a Generation of Vertical Bangs

31. What Lies Beneath Bret Michaels' Bandana

30. Dee Snider's Slick Backed Perm

29. As If It Were Possible to Make Chad Kroeger Any Lamer

28. Stevie Wonder's Ever-Receding Braids

27. Joe Biden's Valiant Effort to Fill In the Holes

26. The Redneck Millionaire: Randy Johnson

25. Justin Vernon's Hipster Combover

24. Bow at the Thrown of Nicolas Cage's Forehead

23. Brad Pitt's On-Again, Off-Again Love of the Scruff

22. Mel Gibson's Colonel Sanders Moment

21. The Don King of All Bad Hair

20. Tim Burton Increasingly Moves Into Mad Scientist Territory

19. Weird Al Yankovic's Curse of the Curls

18. The Ass-Getting Anomaly That Is Adam Duritz's Dreads

17. The Namesake Plight of Carrot Top

16. Axl Rose's Braided Comeback

15. Nick Nolte Wins for the Most Notorious Mug Shot of All Time

14. The No Man's Land Between Mr.T's Mohawk and Sideburns

13. The Platinum Dye Job Guy Fieri Will Be Buried In

12. Russell Brand's Animal Sanctuary

11. David Beckham's Brilliant (Drunken) Idea

10. Andre Agassi's Infamous Tennis Toupee

9. Keith Flint's Reverse Mohawk

8. Ugh, This Guy: Donald Trump

7. The Disappearing Act of Coolio's Trademark Braids

6. Troy Polamalu's $1 Million Ringlets

5. Billy Ray Cyrus' Contribution to Society

4. Don't Try This Sisqo Style at Home

3. Michael Bolton's Long Journey to Letting Go

2. Justin Timberlake's Edible Curls

1. Dennis Rodman's Chemistry Experiment
