Have you recently had an emotional breakdown about an item of clothing? Or maybe it wasn't necessarily about the item of clothing so much as the item of clothing was the straw that broke the camel's back of everything else going wrong in your life that you can't seem fix no matter how hard you try? Maybe rent is a little bit tight. Maybe your parents are on you because you haven't sent your grandma a thank you card for all the money she gave you because she's dying and has nothing better to do with it? Or maybe something as small as restaurant fucking up your order and you not having the testicular fortitude to send it back and ask for a refund? The solution isn't reckless financial spending, but that can be part of the solution. It's like Homer says, "Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." Just insert "reckless clothing purchases" as a substitute for "alcohol." This Carven bomber is a perfect pick-me-up to deter you from other, more unexplainable purchases. It's a blue cotton bomber and you cannot miss with something like that. Use it as the bottle of beer that inevitably leads to multiple shots and your puking in the corner before getting kicked out of the bar.
