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You haven't quite made it in the menswear world if you haven't made your presence felt at Pitti Uomo, which jumps off tomorrow. The famous tradeshow held in Florence boasts some of the most important and influential brands' collections in the world, but it's equally as important to show out and have Scott or Tommy street style you on the famous "Pitti Wall."
While you can expect to see guys wearing double-breasted suits, big ass shawls and a bajillion cigarette butts canvasing the ground, there are some new things that'll throw us for a tizzy this Pitti season. Can we expect some outlandish shit from Nick Wooster? Most certainly. Will Tommy and Scott get a memorable shot? You bet your Carbonara dish they will. The cashmere-lined eight ball is out for 10 Predictions We Have for Pitti Uomo.
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Someone will wear a triple-breasted suit paired with triple monk shoes. Someone else's head will literally explode.
Three six mafia.
Someone will accidentally wear the same suit as Don Cherry and the internet will make sure everyone knows about it.
Twinsies, eh?
Most layers worn by one person? 14.
Yea, temps will be in the 50s but we all know it's more important to wear as much of your cool gear as possible.
Pitti workers will be wearing T-shirts with sports-inspired screenprinting on the back, throwing a little streetwear into the mix.
OK, this is kind of cheating since they showed these exact shirts on the Pitti website, but is this not kind of a mind fuck?
A commemorative booth will pay homage to the late Sergio Loro Piana.
If there isn't, Pitti Uomo should be ashamed.
There will be almost as many double riders as there are double-breasted suits.
Punk is back in menswear and these guys want to make sure they're up on that shit.
Some old Italian dude will show up in head to toe Supreme trying to look "street." He will immediately feel out of place.
Dude showed up to the wrong costume party.
Nick Wooster will spill gelato on a white shirt. Fanboys will think it's a new form of camo and try to do the same. A trend is born.
Literal trickle-down effect.
Scott Schuman will get a shot of someone falling backwards off the Pitti Wall. Will name it "Humpty Duomo" and will get infinity praying hands emojis.
All the sprezzy men won't be able to put dude's fit back together again.
Kanye will remove his Margiela mask to reveal the person we thought was Ye was actually Martin Margiela this whole time.
This social experiment will turn everyone's world upside down.
