Your Mom Is Completely Embarrassed Of You

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Mr. Porter is undoubtedly an avid Four Pins reader, right? I'm seeing absolute heat like this Oliver Spencer popover every single time I hit up that new new section. Wait, what? You don't understand what's so fire about this? If you don't by now you should honestly consider just giving up. Submit to the struggle. Embrace cargo shorts. Your mom is already completely embarrassed of you. She tells her work friends that she doesn't have kids. That's a pretty advanced evasive maneuver from her, but how is she supposed to explain you've been "between job" since quitting college? And now you're looking at upmarket popovers SMFH.

Anyway, let's stop drawing comparisons between that outlandish anecdote and your actual, wack life. Peep the hem. SO TIGHT. I started typing about the intensity of the arc's gradient, but then I remembered who I was writing for. But yo, the hem is cool because it allows access into your pockets and I fuck heavily with any kind of Aesthetically Pleasing Functionality™. An honorable mention to the beautifully understated construction (see: sleeves, finish). Simplicity is key. And, damn, just over one hundred poundalinos? That's actually, like, viable for a change. Get a job.

Moksha August is a serial Four Pins commenter turned writer. I guess you could say that he started from the bottom. Haha, that's the spot. You can follow him on Twitter here.

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