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Do you guys ever feel the pressure of your personal brand weighing down on your shoulders? I know the feeling. The yoke of an internet presence can really saddle one with stress. Take, for example, these new "Bush Shirts" from EG. All I wanna do is make sophomoric "bush" jokes (read: vaginas, 9/11 truthers, etc.), but instead I gotta go out and actually buy this shirt because all I ever do is talk about long shirts and this here long shirt is a new take on what is easily the best fucking long shirt ever. DAIKI, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ADD A POACHER'S POCKET ON THE BACK AND MAKE IT IN A MORE WEATHER VERSATILE FABRIC? MY FINANCIAL SECURITY CANNOT KEEP ABSORBING HITS LIKE THIS. FAFSA IS NOT AMUSED, MY GUY.
