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Shout out to Blue Button Shop for continually stocking brands with names that I can't even fathom how to pronounce. This here parka is made by Efilevol. Whatever. It has a single line of cocaine white running down the hood, which makes it better than your current parka. Do you even own a parka? Or do you just subsist with several layers of robes and shit? ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN ANYMORE? Down filled parkas are so nice. I feel like I'm really into them because I was never allowed a Triple Fat Goose parka. Now, as an adult, I tell other adults they should spend 949 Canadian dollars ($859 Ameridollars) on down parkas.
