Sometimes, rules are really meant to be broken. We preach about taking style risks all the time, emphasizing that your personal style shouldn't lean too heavily on following trends. But, there are certain rules that should be and need to be followed.
What are they? Simple things like, avoiding wack selfies, only endorsing shit you actually believe in, and avoiding dressing exactly like your style icon to the point of mimicry. Consider them golden rules, the 10 Commandments of a Stylish Guy's Life.
Hopefully, these are all familiar to you. And if not, and if you find that you've been guilty of all of these, it's never too late to change.
Sometimes, rules are really meant to be broken. We preach about taking style risks all the time, emphasizing that your personal style shouldn't lean too heavily on following trends. But, there are certain rules that should be and need to be followed.
What are they? Simple things like, avoiding wack selfies, only endorsing shit you actually believe in, and avoiding dressing exactly like your style icon to the point of mimicry. Consider them golden rules, the 10 Commandments of a Stylish Guy's Life.
Hopefully, these are all familiar to you. And if not, and if you find that you've been guilty of all of these, it's never too late to change.
10. Thou shalt have no other gawdz besides B Sales.
Original commandment: "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."
9. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image of wack selfies.
Original commandment: "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."
8. Thou shalt not take the name of lord shit in vain with too many parody tees.
Original commandment: "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain."
7. Remember the sample sale date, and to keep it holy.
Original commandment: "Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy."
6. Honor thy father and thy mother and whoever else can loan you some scrilla for new gear.
6. Honor thy father and thy mother and whoever else can loan you some scrilla for new gear.
Original commandment: "Honor thy father and thy mother."
5. Thou shalt not merk the competition in Internet comments. Go stunt in real life
Original commandment: "Thou shalt not kill."
4. Thou shalt not commit adultery on your personal sense of style by chasing trends.
Original commandment: "Thou shalt not commit adultery."
3. Thou shalt not swaggerjack.
Original commandment: "Thou shalt not steal."
2. Thou shalt not bear false witness and endorse shit you don't actually believe in.
Original commandment: "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor."
1. Thou shalt not covet a style icon's look to the point of mimicry.
Original commandment: "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor's."
