25 Hilarious Passive Aggressive Elevator Notes

Notes, letters, cards—all methods of reminders are important. We spend a lot of time in elevators, and unfortunately, it's a place where a lot of people forget their manners (or rather, need to be reminded of them). Thankfully, some individuals and corporations have added an element of humor to their pleas for common courtesy, whether they realize it or not. While they vary in subject and complaint, check out these 25 Hilariously Passive Aggressive Elevator Notes and make sure you're not one of the people they're talking about.

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Stan lives for this. He truly is your biggest fan.

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Don't fuck with physics.

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Whiteboy will find you and you don't want that problem.

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Diseased or not, buffalo have no business using the stairs.

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If this is a reoccurring problem with your house-guests, it may be time to find new friends.

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Rape still isn't funny, but the fact that this person thinks about that before having their stuff stolen is hilarious and a little disturbing.

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Bringing the well being of others into it always cuts deep like a parent's disappointment...if your parents are the type to call you a dick.

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That's 8 hours of footage! They were getting it in something serious.

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Yep, we see what you did there.

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The illustration really drives the point home. Get it together fatty!

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You're better off taking the stairs.

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Where do you think this is, a New York subway platform on a Saturday night? Screw you and your friends.

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Touché.

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Someone is upset that they didn't get an invite.

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Jenna is really going to be pissed on 4/20.

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Page 1? God please let there be a second page!

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PS: This is technically a note or a notice, not a sign, so it's cool.

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The confrontation would have taken less time and effort than this dissertation.

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We hope there are pets allowed in this building because that's just wrong. The second half of this note is just weird.

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Translation: Yes we can see you, and we are not impressed.

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Wow, that elevator is so eloquent when it comes to farts. Is anyone else curious how it typed this letter and taped it in itself?

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Porn with a capital "p" is fine as long as you're considerate, but the second we hear of "porn" in this elevator we are calling the cops!

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Ugh, it's like college all over again. If we weren't invited, then we don't want to hear it! The consistency is admirable though.

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Now shut up and fix it yourself or take the stairs.

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People who live on the higher floors hate when you waste 20 seconds of their lives because you're lazy!

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