The 11 Best "Bargains" at the MR PORTER Sale

I'm not entirely sure what a "sale" is, but my underlings have informed me it involves something called a "discount," which apparently is when items somehow cost less than their retail value. While this concept of paying less for things is foreign to high-rollers like myself, I would assume this sort of information could behoove you, peasants of the Internet.

Currently many of the wares on MR PORTER, the preferred e-commerce platform of men-who-meal (you know, the masculine equivalent of ladies-who-lunch), are marked up to half off. Of course, half off a thousand more more dollars is still rent money in a magical, mystical place somewhere outside of New York. I have gone ahead and perused some of the fineries on offer on your behalf, but make haste, for it appears that some of these products are selling out rather quickly. Now if you'll excuse me, I must actually meet Mr. Porter himself for afternoon tea and cucumber sandwiches, the official non-nutritive hors d'oeuvre of the aristocracy.

Barena Slim-Fit Indigo Dyed Trousers, $290 $203

Undercover Felt-Collar Raincoat, $1,360 $680

Tomorrowland Knitted Wool-Blend Shawl-Collar Blazer, $1,095 $547.50

Tim Coppens Check Brushed-Wool Bomber Jacket, $995 $597

Sacai Slim-Fit Check Wool and Cotton Blend Coat, $1,275 $637.50

Raf Simons x Sterling Ruby Planet-Collage Printed Cotton Sweatshirt, $485 $291

Our Legacy Coach Embroidered Cotton-Blend Jacket, $505 $252.50

Margaret Howell Wide-Leg Herringbone Wool Trousers, $595 $297.50

Maison Martin Margiela Paneled Leather and Suede Sneakers, $470 $329

Haider Ackermann Grandad-Collar Cotton and Linen-Blend Shirt, $985 $492.50

Acne Studios Mayer O Fine-Knit Lambswool Sweater, $340 $170