A Beggar, Thus Not A Chooser

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This Carlos Campos long neoprene bomber does basically everything right. It's very much on trend, it's navy with a little bit of a sheen, has a hidden placket and the pockets look like they're inverted from the usual bomber pocket. The only qualm I have with it is the weird cinch thing on the back. If that was a clean hem, this would be a complete and unadulterated banger. Ugh, here I am, being a jawnz perfectionist again. Sorry, guys. I can't help it. It's just the way I am. However, at the end of the day, this is a long, navy, neoprene bomber and me taking issue with a small detail feels a little bit like a "beggars can't be choosers" type situation. I guess I would really need to get a look at it in person in order for a proper judgment to be made. But this is the Internet, and proper judgment is reserved for government courthouses, not the world of fashion blogging lmao.

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