We should just be coating clothing items in other materials all the time. Drop denim in some wax. Throw a shirt in a tub of oil. Your shoes? Dip them shits in some paint. Obviously, all those have already been done, but I see a lot of room for more, weirder innovation. Throw a pair of pants in a sugar-water mixture and see what happens. Put a shirt in a frozen tank of Rumple Minze and pour some Jagermeister over it to make some stripes. I'm just spitballing here, guys. Listen, if there are some fucking crazy things you can do to clothing, let's do them. I don't know what these White Mountaineering cargos are actually coated in, but they look a little bit shiny, which leads me to believe it's something slightly out of the ordinary, like beetle blood or something..
