Did y'all know I ride a motorbike? I don't wear protective leathers because anything which appears to potentially negate the risk factor of a life-threatening activity is absolutely not swaggy. Honestly, I can't think of anything riskier than potentially falling off your bike at 180mph and tearing up your max level Japanese alphet/grating yourself into human flesh soup. Life hack: Them girlies love it when you take risks, but they also love it when you're not a liquid. Conundrum?

The 8oz. heavyweight waxed cotton outer shell of this Barbour Steve McQueen Rexton Jacket is probably just rugged enough to take the brunt of a high-speed demount (and subsequent liquefying), whilst still maintaining the illusion of risk to the untrained eye of a steez-hungry thot. It's basically the only functional example of "having your cake and eating it too" in existence. That's a British saying, I think. You can use that one for free, playboy.

J/K LOL I don't actually ride a motorbike and I'm just using Four Pins as a way of living out the elaborate fantasy Internet life I've built as a direct result of my extreme narcissistic personality disorder. You should definitely wear protective leathers if you ever decide to go 180mph. Probably also a helmet. Or maybe just don't even get a motorbike ever? This jacket is p cool though. You can wear it while smoking.

Moksha August is a serial Four Pins commenter turned writer. I guess you could say that he started from the bottom. Haha, that's the spot. You can follow him on Twitter here.