KENZO JEANS! Kenzo jeans. Look at these fuckin' things, dawgies. The waist is, like, black or navy or some shit, but the rest of the jean is regular ass looking denim. WILD. Also, the area surrounding one of the pockets is black/navy. I forgot to mention that, but you also have eyes, so whatever.
Homies, I'm not gonna front, Kenzo is one of my favorite brands of all time and these jeans are unexpectedly affordable when you consider their tiger hoodies are, like, $300. They're also admittedly hella ugly and I definitely wouldn't wear them because I only wear jeans which accentuate my noodle legs, but you're much more boring than I am and you need statement pieces like this to catalyze conversation with other human beings. Good luck in the real world, dweeb.
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