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Your team is cursed. They haven't won a title in xx(x) years. There's nothing more heartbreaking than bitter sports defeat. Expectations are raw, homie. But, so is Gregg Popovich. While your coach is managing his roster through conventional means, Tywin Popovich is grooming a Romanian bar back to come in and wet 3-pointers Darron Aronofsky semi-biblical flood style. So, get used to living vicariously through your NBA 2K14 with the Golden State Warriors because the San Antonio Spurs are crushing any hope of a Bae Area #TurnUp for the next 4,000 years, which is coincidentally when Tim Duncan will finally retire.