Yo, these are the some of the coolest pants I've ever seen, so shout outs to Stone Island. At first, you might think these are some sort of next level shorts over pants maneuver, but upon further inspection of "the details," as us industry insiders call them, you will see that they're actually just cargo pants with 2 zipped off pieces of fabric that give off the illusion of shorts. And illusions are obviously hella sweet. You guys ever watch that show Brain Games? I learned so much about colors. Like, the fact that these pants look black means they're actually every other color in the universe except black, so, yeah, mind fuck. That's some pretty decent bar banter, but chances are if you're wearing zip off short/cargo pant things you bought for $600 then you'll have plenty to talk about anyway.