The Midwest is filled with some of the friendliest, most welcoming people in the world. You will never have as many doors opened for you or smiles beamed your way anywhere else. But with this care-free lifestyle comes care-free wardrobe choices.

What we mean is sites like Complex won't be in the top 1,000 searched webpages for fashion advice. And the fashion fuckboys who devote their lives to hems and cuffs look like idiots to these salt-of-the-earth folks (for the most part). The general consensus couldn't care less about a drop crotch unless you're talking about a cool new sex move. They don't want to see your Margielas unless that's the name of a tasty German pastry. So when you pop into their town to show off your "high-fashion," you can expect a couple side eyes and a whole shit ton of mumbling. Take it from a true Midwesterner that this is What People in the Midwest Think About Today's Style.

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