It is now the year 2014. Weed is basically legal, sweatpants are high-fashion and nachos are now being sold as a self-contained unit. Laziness has become society's most valued trait. But I’m not complaining. Ya boy been lazy. However, there are still tasks in my life that require motion. Not all stairs have been converted to escalators. I can’t even get Taco Bell delivered to my house. It's hard out here and there is progress yet to be made. So, here’s a few products I’m going to need the engineering nerds of 2014 to 3D print out of their collective butthole ASAP.

Angelo Spagnolo is a writer living in Portland, Oregon. Read his blog here and follow him on Twitter here.