Brunch Sesh, Brah

Fuck a brunch hater. Don’t they know it’s all about consuming delicious fats and getting drunk in the morning? Assemble your crew and hit up the least douchey brunch spot in your city, crush a few pints of grapefruit juice mimosas and enjoy some eggs bene with a side of bacon with a side of biscuits and gravy with a side of pancakes. Bonus points if you can con someone else into picking up the bill. “Thanks, I’ll get it next time, man, for sure” aka never because you won't remember this shit even happened.