Lifespan: 1991-present
Reminds us of: If Joey Lawrence, Sideshow Bob, and a few cheeseburgers were able to procreate

Who would have ever thought dreads could take a Jewish guy from Maryland so far? Or that it could also score the likes of Courtney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Mary-Louise Parker, and Emmy Rossum? That said, we don't blame Duritz for never chopping them off. They've got a pretty good track record.