ComplexCon returns to Long Beach Nov. 6 - 7 with hosts J. Balvin and Kristen Noel Crawley, performances by A$AP Rocky and Turnstile, and more shopping and drops.

Secure your spot while tickets last!

Ever wanted to carry your shit around in a ridiculously expensive bag and have it look all types of inconspicuous and boring? Well, the good folks over at Mismo will have you sociopaths covered with everything you need to carry to whatever god awful destination you're headed to. What are you holding today? An iPad? Check. Some paperwork? Check. Gym equipment? Double check. Fleshlight? Oh, what’s that? It’s not yours? Sure. You sick fucks can grab this beautiful bag to hide all of your sexual fantasies and spreadsheets for $950. Trust me, dude, with a bag that expensive there ain’t nobody thinking of what’s actually inside of it.

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