Director: George Armitage
Release Year: 1997
Costume Designer: Eugenie Bafaloukos
Who vs. Who: Martin Blank (John Cusack) vs. Assassin

Pay attention, former bully-magnets. If your old high school enemy wants to throw down at a black-tie-mandatory high school reunion, just follow John Cusack's lead, from the underrated comedy Grosse Pointe Blank. Jamming a pen into the bully's neck might seem like a rash move, but, as long as you don't get any blood on your white shirt, it's definitely efficient.