The Hottest South American Athletes of All Time

Sport: Soccer
Country: Colombia
Taty is that bad foreign exchange student that just so happens to play on the Colombian National Women's Soccer Team. So, keep that in mind when you try to show off some your futbol moves.

Sport: Tennis
Country: Argentina
Gisela is currently ranked No. 65 in the world but has achieved success and a No. 1 ranking as a doubles player. With two grand slams under her belt in competition, this Argentinian hottie does her best work in groups. We'd ask if this theory goes from the court to the bedroom for Gisela but we'll keep things classy. Do you, ma. Do you.

Sport: Inline Skatine
Country: Brazil
She's the Jordan of her sport. Fabiola's has more X Games medals than any other female and they even changed the rules because of her dominance. The "Fabiola Rules" allowed women to compete against men in vert competitions. Did we fail to mention she's smokin', too?

Sport: Surfing
Country: Brazil
When she's not riding waves you can catch Bruna doing a bit of modeling, like the photos she shot for this year's SI swimsuit issue. If your girl ain't model material, or is unable to ride the long board, you need to step your game up.

Sport: Swimming
Country: Brazil
Swimmer's body, silver medalist, Brazilian and she's soaking wet in every picture. Need we say more?

Sport: MMA
Country: Brazil
Those who know anything about MMA know that the Gracie family name is basically synonymous with the sport. Kyra is a grappling world champion and BJJ practitioner. Get your minds out of the gutter, fam—that BJJ stands for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. She plans on making her MMA debut sometime within the next year. Holla at us if you need a training partner, Kyra! Or if you just need a partner, period.

Sport: IndyCar Racing
Country: Venezuela
She's a MILF, has multiple master's degrees and drives fast for a living. Danica Patrick ain't got shit on her. Oh yeah, and she gets gully, gets gully. Nothing like bangin' a, uh, we mean, nothing like a bangin' ride-or-die chick. You know what we mean.

Sport: Wave Surfing
Country: Brazil
Maya has consistently been the best female big wave surfer the last couple years. She rode a 45' wave, making her the only woman to do it. Only big things poppin' with her, so don't play yourself.

Sport: Diving
Country: Brazil
Unlike some of the other girls on this list, Juliana isn't some beauty with a crazy body who just decided to play sports for a bit before dedicating her time to modeling. Veloso has actually collected multiple medals in competitions include two golds at 2008 South American Championships. Hotties with skills and ambition, FTW.

Sport: Volleyball
Country: Brazil
Not much is known about Ana besides the fact that she's a dime piece and had a short career in volley ball. But really, if she's a hottie who knows how to play with balls do you really need to know anything else? #keepit100

Sport: Swimmers
Country: Brazil
Twins just make everything better. Branca and Bia are synchronized swimmers who achieved success as young'ns by becoming champions in smaller competitions in Brazil and later finishing second at the 2005 Pan American Junior Games. Nowadays, they're better known for their modeling and acting. Hmmm...we have a couple ideas on how to combine those synchronized skills with some acting, but they have nothing to do with a pool and may involve the use of our own personal camera. #doubleyourpleasure #doubleyourfun

Sport: Tennis
Country: Argentina
You already know how much we love tennis hotties. Victoria Vanucci is better known for her modeling than her very brief tennis career, which ended because of her back injuries (how much you wanna bet those happened off court?). Anyway, the closest she ever came to becoming a big figure in the sports world was posing for Playboy on a tennis court, and having a pretty drama-filled relationship with soccer player Cristian Fabbiani which ended in 2010.

Sport: Soccer
Country: Brazil
"Ronaldinha" used to get busy on the soccer field. She was married to Ronaldo and was once the highest paid female soccer player when she signed with Atletico Madrid for a whopping $310,000 in 2002. And she owns the record for ball juggling. No bullshit. She can keep a ball off the ground with 55,197 touches. Wifey material.

Sport: Javelin Throw
Country: Paraguay
So, Leryn finished 51st at the 2008 Summer Olympic Games in Beijing. Who the hell cares? Ma became an Internet sensation when everyone started wondering who was that hot chick who knew how to handle big poles of steel (II). Since then she's done some modeling and appeared in this year's SI swimsuit issue. You think any of her competition from the Olympics are getting that kind of exposure? Us neither, fam.

Sport: Soccer
Country: Brazil
She poses nude sucking on popsicles and plays on the Brazilian national soocer team. Google her now.