The 25 Worst Cars for Sale on eBay Right Now

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Location: Oshawa, Ontario, Canada
Current Bid: $9,109

Look at those udders. Look at those spots! Look at those lashes and strong facial features. This is a solid cow, indeed. Do we want to drive it? HYFR we do. Would we ever pay money for it? No, no we wouldn't. 

Location: McDonough, Ga.
Current Bid: $1,425

The side vents and hood scoop right off the bat give us a bad taste. Then you move past the cabin and see the monstrosity on the rear. Because everybody dreams of using the power of a Focus to haul around their belongs ... 

Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
Current Bid: $18,500

Looks like this soft and rounded model of the xB finally got the proper trimmings it's been looking for. Stop, smell the flowers, then move along.

Location: North Hollywood, Calif.
Current Bid: $13,300

You wouldn't even be unique by having a fake Chrysler Rolls-Royce. This custom is actually all over the country, parading behind that mask of LIES. 

Location: Yellow Springs, Ohio
Current Bid: $1,125

The current bid on this truck is just more than $1,000. The Buy-It-Now price sits at a little more than $27,000. In some way (we're not really sure which way), this thing is kind of brilliant, but $27K is more ambitious than Wale. Mama always did say reach for the stars, but we might give $10K for this thing max. 

Location: Angier, N.C.
Current Bid: $1,550

If you're not familiar with Enduro races, they're basically fun little rallies in which people buy junkyard cars, get them into barely running condition and then drive the hell out of them for hundreds of laps, not giving any shits about how the car is actually treated or how the alterations are made. As long as it runs, it guns. Not exactly what you want, unless you're also looking to participate in one of these races. 

Location: Massapequa, N.Y.
Current Bid: $7,900

By the looks of every single body part having some sort of dent or scratch or just being completely ripped off, it's probably a good guess that this glorious 2013 ATS took a nice little tumble down the side of a hill or cliff. Pour some out and move on. 

Location: Westport, Mass.
Current Bid: Sold at: $2,500.00

In the market for a minivan? Okay, take a look at this one. See that front? Seems like it's pretty safe. Now, click to the next and find one that's actually worth purchasing. 

Location: Scottsburg, Ind.
Current Bid: $6,995

It's kind of sad, because the exterior of this old body carrier is actually pretty awesome. Too bad the entire interior is completely rusted, and it's been sitting for 30 years. Who needs a neat hanted house prop?

Location: Englewood, Colo.
Current Bid: $6,100.00

The good news is that the engine is tucked away safely in the rear. The bad news is that the front frame is completely fucked. 

Location: Bronx, N.Y.
Current Bid: $6,100.00

We're cool with the whole party in the front, classy in the back idea, but this is taking it a little too far. 

Location: Palm Bay, Flo.
Current Bid: $20,100

This thing actually doesn't look terrible for a replica. The proportions look surprisingly accurate. But do you really want to finish somebody else's project? What kind of story is that? And at the end of the day, it's still just fake. 

Location: Williamsport, Penn.
Current Bid: $400

First of all, why would anybody want an old Buick Century? Even for $500-$1,000, you can do better. But the real failure is in the backstory for this one. The owner bought the car, without running a Carfax, then later realized the frame is jacked. Don't make his mistake. 

Location: Owings Mills, Md.
Current Bid: $1,469

The owner probably got so sick of looking as this ugly piece of shit that he decided to throw it off into the junkyard eBay. 

Location: Gastonia, N.C.
Current Bid: $4,500.00

We honestly wouldn't be surprised if some hippie purposely made this car multicolored to fit the general theme of his life. 

Location: Baton Rouge, La.
Current Bid: $2,550.00

How much you wanna bet that this car was buried in a mound of snow, a plow did see it, and completely rammed into the side of it, making this lovely custom air vent? 

Location: Van Buren, Ark.
Current Bid: $4,250.00

Please take a moment of silence for this unrecognizable Corvette ... okay, now click next and keep looking for a car you actually want to buy. 

Location: Kenner, La.
Current Bid: $1,717.68

The seller would have been better off removing the wheels and selling those as a set, then parting the remaining skeleton and squeezing as much cash out of it as possible. 

Location: Mountain Home, Ark.
Current Bid: $931.00

The seller's notes start with "Car wrecked,runs good..." Oh, really? Wow, that's such great news. Nevermind the fact that it looks like it tried to give a telephone pole a bear hug. That's definitely not an issue. 

Location: Lacombe, La.
Current Bid: $202.51

After all the repairs, you'd be spending way more money than this car is actually worth. Plus ... we're not really sure this car is even worth bringing back to life. 

Location: Farmingdale, N.Y.
Current Bid: $3,500.00

This is probably what a car would look like if it were on the set of a Jurassic Park movie set in the 1940s. And then it was left in open air for 50 years. We didn't realize an interior could look so rusted. 

Location: Big Rapids, Mich.
Current Bid: $350.00

We'd expect a 1930 Model anything to be a heavy project car to take on. But we'd also expect there to actually be a car for there to be a project on. 

Location: Clinton Township, Mich.
Current Bid: $11,500.00

Guys, we found the Gus Fring of Cadillacs! They might want to change that four-door listing to a two-door, considering, well, two of the doors are no longer there. 

Location: Ardmore, Okla.
Current Bid: $255.00

According to the seller,"Trim: chrome is gone." Yeah, the chrome, along with the rest of the car, too. 

Location: Adams, Tenn.
Current Bid: $200.00

Considering the car has been sitting there for eight years, it's a surprise you can still even see it behind the weeds. Note that this is obviously not a 1980 model year, and the owner has no idea how many miles are on the truck. If you could get it running, sounds like a solid truck for dumpster diving, if that's your thing.