The Bengals decided to pick offensive tackle Jake Fisher of Oregon for its second-round pick. It's obviously a big moment for Fisher, and maybe for Cincinnati, too, depending on how he does in the NFL. But no one cares. Not when Ickey Woods is doing the Ickey Shuffle.
It's not a moment made to make Roger Goodell look like less of an incompetent commissioner. Well, it's partly that, but it's a call back to when Woods was something other than a pop culture item. Woods was a Pro Bowl fullback for the Bengals from 1988-91. He was a star rookie, rushing for 1,066 yards and 15 touchdowns during Cincinnati's AFL Championship season. Now, he's shufflin'.
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[via Luke Zimmerman]
