Gallery: The Worst NFL Jersey Fan Fails

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Only in Green Bay would this be considered the greatest gesture of love.

This gang green fan is so adamant about his passion, that he didn’t even wear pants to the game. Good luck getting inside, pal.

This Falcons fan looks way too reserved to be wearing a customized jersey asking to be spanked. Isn’t this what Matt Ryan says after he throws a touchdown?

You’re so clever, bro. No, we don’t ‘wana.’ #HTTR

Someone needs to tell this Niners fan to chill out a little. Surely there’s middle ground between supporting San Francisco and being told to fuck off. Can’t you just see this dude obnoxiously waving that flag after everything positive that happens to his team?

We have no doubt that this is one of the more apropos jersey customizations in quite some time. Cool helmet, too.

In case you forgot, this is a spot on nickname for one-time Broncos starting quarterback Kyle Orton. Going 3-10 in 2010 will make a fan do crazy things.

We’re really hoping this was a gift from his significant other, and not a drunk purchase on the Bengals team shop website.

This is why the Browns are a terrible franchise. They have no creativity on the field or in the stands. ‘Your Mom?’ Really, bro?

Remember when Roger Goodell took action on the New Orleans bounty scandal? Well, it looks like ‘Who Dat Nation’ didn’t take too kindly to the commissioner’s ruling. The number just completes the message.

This photo was taken during the Super Bowl XLVI tailgate. You know, the one between the Patriots and the Giants. Somebody tell this dude he wasted a couple hundred bucks to piss off a team that hasn’t won a Super Bowl since 1968.

Just stop. Please. Only in Pittsburgh would you see this kind of unholy fuckery. Especially since they used Photoshop (poorly) and didn't even buy the real jerseys.

Well, that’s one way to go about showing your emotion towards Jay Cutler. Tell us how you really feel.

Don’t you think you’re a little too old—not that this should be acceptable at any age—to be wearing this jersey, sir? Better question: What’s wrong with the folks at the customization shop who processed this order?

Damn, bro. We know Michael Vick isn’t exactly taking home the humanitarian of the year award, but at the end of the day, you’re the one wearing this in public.

It’s hard to defend 112 career interceptions in about five complete seasons in the NFL. But dude got paid, right? So who’s really laughing?

For that one playoff miracle against Pittsburgh, this jersey is acceptable in our eyes. #bringbacktebow

Funny how love works, right? She gets the standard Sanchez jersey, while Joe shmo is left with a Dirty 6 shirt. We hope he got a two for one deal at the Jets team store.

Actually, a brief look at history would prove just the opposite, loyal Vikings fan. Cool hat, though.

As in Justice Sonia Sotomayor??? Okay then.

Then why did you buy a Jets jersey? Life is not that hard, people.

Well said, sir. About 20 different quarterbacks since 2000 will make you feel this type of way. Don’t worry, it’s only about a month from now before Johnny football inherits an 0-4 team.

This customization was supposed to be a combination of Mike Nolan and Scott McCloughan, in celebration of their teaming up on the San Francisco sideline in 2007. The team went 5-11 that year.

Stay classy, Cincinnati.

Is this a homemade project? The point is received, Giants fan. The Eagles do have zero Super Bowls at this time.