Wow, Nets fans. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and already you're the most unbearable fan base in basketball. You realize Instagramming pictures of snakeskin snapbacks and Joe Johnson jerseys doesn't automatically make your team a contender, right? If it did, this roster that finished 11 games behind the Milwaukee Bucks last season would be the '95-'96 Chicago Bulls.

We get that Jay-Z's willing to demean himself by performing at halftime like he's a tight-roper in the Russian circus, but remember they're still the Nets. You know why the Wizards don't charge $800 for a ticket? Because they fucking suck. Contenders don't let Sideshow Bob Anderson Varejao drop 35 and 18 on 'em.