24. Lionel Messi

Lifespan: 2005-2010
Reminds us of: The third member of a D-list boy band.

Opponents surely got tired of seeing the back of Messi's messy mop as he danced around them. The rest of the world did as well. Thankfully, the Argentinian sensation got a chop and now looks 22 years old instead of 15.