7. Djibril Cissé

Lifespan: 2002-present
Reminds Us Of: Grandpa Deion Sanders on acid.

The French forward burst on to the scene with a bleached head and matching white moustache and beard. For the 2010 World Cup, he went with a green head stripe. He is currently rocking the "Balotelli flat and wide mohawk look," which is also a mistake.