10. Mario Balotelli

Lifespan: 2005
Reminds us of: An unsupervised child.

The enigmatic Italian star takes more flak than anyone this side of Cristiano Ronaldo. It would be unfair, except he deserves most of it. His current favorite hairstylea wide, low mohawkis better than the Italian-inspired red, green, and white triangles, but only just so.