Active: 1984-1998
Teams: Giants/Reds/Mets/Mariners/Padres

Kevin Mitchell claims that he did not in fact decapitate his girlfriend's cat (as teammate Dwight Gooden claimed in his autobiography), and we can't confirm that he once landed on the DL after puking. But he did make a pretty damn cool barehanded catch of a long fly ball, and if you're the kind of person that people could even make up stories about you decapitating cats and other folks would find it plausible—well, you're badass.