MATCH: Glentoran v Portadown
DATE: October 5
COMPLEX SAYS: A goal from the Northern Irish league, from a Glentoran player, from somebody called "Matty." That hardly sounds like something that should be alongside a World Cup goal or a score from Lionel Messi. What? Number 4 on the list! Complex what is your problem? Don’t worry people, we accept your post-viewing apologies.