Former welterweight champ Ricky Hatton has been stripped of his boxing license for his cocaine use. And you thought boxing was bad for ya! [Yahoo Sports]

The Pittsburgh Penguins opened their $320 million home (and a can of whoopass on the Red Wings) last night. [Pittsburgh Tribune-Review]

Vitor Hugo has nothing on Kim K or Vida Guerra, but his fat ass (II) got in the way and cost Santo Andre a goal. [The Dirty Tackle]

NASCAR driver Clint Bowyer was caught riding dirty. Didn't that sport get its start with bootleggers racing from cops? And you're not supposed to cheat? [Fox Sports]

Three strikes in the NFL's substance abuse policy means Tampa Bay Buccaneers safety Tanard Jackson is suspended for the season. Maybe he and Hatton can party? [ESPN]

All 30 NBA teams will have cooler lightweight jerseys for the 2010-11 season. Ehh, the 2010-11 Euro soccer kits are still stylin' on 'em. [Ball Don't Lie]

Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie is rumored to have forced Andy Reid to change his mind about starting Michael Vick. Guess Vick's got the owner in his kennel, er, corner. [Terez Owens]

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