The 10 Most Ridiculous Orgasms In Movies

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We've had the coleslaw at Katz's Delicatessen, and not once have we spotaneously burst into an orgasm, so we'd definitely call "bluff" on Sally's (Meg Ryan) over-the-top faux-gasm from a table or two away.

Still, it's undeniably enjoyable to watch Ryan put her pipes to work to convince Harry of what we hope men already know: Women fake it, mostly because they'd hate to insult you by dozing off when you think you're putting it down like Jodeci. You never are.

When foreign exchange sexpot Nadia (Shannon Elizabeth) gives Jim (Jason Biggs) his shot at turning in his V-card, dude is so seriously excited he literally orgasms at her touch. Not one to pass up such a once-in-a-lifetime orgasm opportunity, Jim gives it another go, but lasts only few seconds before he skeets off again.

Preemie-peaker (yes, we just made a cute nickname for premature ejaculation) Jim's embarrassment, much like the mess he made, can't be easily cleaned up; the whole school experiences envy-turned-disgust after watching his painful performance on a live web-cam. 

Tightly wound Reuben (Ben Stiller) manages to get over his throw pillow hang-up, but his control issues take a different form with Jennifer Aniston's booty-short-clad ass comes into the picture.

Despite a seriously un-sexy Shaggy song (which should have bought him at least another minute, in our minds), Reuben counts down the remaining seconds of the five minutes he hopes to last in his head, barely reaching 50 before he makes like NASA and lets his rocket blast off. For those of you counting, that means he lasted a very sad four-minutes-and-10-seconds in the sack—never a good look.

Stiffler Seann WIlliam Scott provides the best supporting evidence that the male G-spot exists since Dr. Ruth in this scene, which will make you look at your yearly doctor's visits in a whole new light. Of course, your doc will never be as sexy as this ambitious nurse, who goes to kinky ends (err, literally) to make sure her patient provides the material she needs. As expected, Scott's ejaculation expression is appropriately douchey.

Kristin Bell does her best Katy Perry impression when she fakes sexual interest in Russell Brand in this unlikely, sorta-kinda foursome moment. When Sarah (Bell) realizes her ex (Jason Segel) and his new girl (Mila Kunis) are only a thin wall away, she puts on an enthusiastic rendition of the point-of-no-return (despite what appears to be very blasé boning).

Aldous (Russell Brand), not impressed with her performance, says, "I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me." Well, that makes one of us.

If you were given God's omnipotent power for a day, what would you use it for? Besides procuring a lifetime supply of Funions, of course.

When Bruce (Jim Carrey) is gifted with the Almighty One's touch, he does exactly what any lazy-ass lover would do: He uses his ability to pleasure Jennifer Aniston into a frenzy from the comfort of his bed. Unaware of what's driving her sudden rush of excitement, Grace writhes in mysterious pleasure while sitting on top of a (closed) toliet, which, we promise, is actually much hotter than it sounds.

Voyeurism is one thing, but accidental exposure is clearly another. In the outrageous opening scene of Not Another Teen Movie, Janey (Chyler Leigh) decides to make her birthday wishes come true with a forearm-length vibrator (ironically labeled "my little vibrator"). When dad and little bro come in to wish her a "Happy Birthday," it makes for an awkward situation, especially when Grandma, Grandpa, and Father O'Flanagan also hit the scene.

And when the dog blows her cover, pulling back the sheets, she has an explosion that launches her slippery "little" vibrator smack into the middle of her birthday cake, covering everyone in the room with whip cream. That has to promise good luck for the rest of the year, right?

Ever since The Lost Boyz hit "Renee," we thought ghetto love meant a candlelight dinner with your shorty, but the Wayans brothers' Don't Be a Menace... made one thing clear: That's not where it's at. Ghetto love is actually acrobatic tuck-and-rolling and paranoid pumping while holding a Desert Eagle in one hand and a revolver in the other and haphazardly firing both as you explode over the edge. Emulating Wayans' bizzare facial expressions is optional.

In what may be the finest argument against self-abstinence, Bobby's (Abrahams) plan to gently deflower his innocent virgin Cindy (Anna Faris) is foiled when his backed-up pipes propel her to the ceiling with the force of an erupting geyser. Although, from the looks of the white-washed ceiling, a highly-pressurized can of Reddi-wip might have been a better analogy.

If Showgirls is a train wreck, Elizabeth's Berkley's outrageous, horizontal orgasm in the pool is the point of impact. Unlike most of the scenes on this list, Berkley's break-off moment in Showgirls was unintentionally side-splitting, which explains why Berkley approaches the sequence with the the eagerness of underemployed porn star and the spastic moves of epileptic, resulting in an O-face that can only be rivaled by a couple of truly talented seals at Sea World.