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People love to drink. People love famous people. Famous people are brands. Famous people love money. Put all this together and you reach an obvious conclusion—celebrity owned and marketed alcohol.
For this piece, we've intentionally left out celebrity-owned vineyards, as they are legion and deserving of their own look. As a teaser, please know that Lil John owns a vineyard. Celebrity-owned beer will also get its own look, just you wait.
For now, enjoy oddities like the little-known Polish vodka Bruce Willis owns a slim share of, and passed-away dranks like the Dipset-approved Sizzurp. R.I.P.
phar
Qream Liqueur
Celebrity Owner: Pharrell Williams
rober
Roberto Cavalli Vodka
Celebrity Owner: Roberto Cavalli
conju
Conjure Cognac
Celebrity Owner: Ludacris
beth
Skinny Girl Margaritas
Celebrity Owner: Bethenny Frankel
arma
Armadale Vodka
Celebrity Owner: Dame Dash and Jay-Z
man
Mansinthe
Celebrity Owner: Marilyn Manson
tres
Tres Rios
Celebrity Owner: Vince Neil
dan
Danny DeVito's Limoncello
Celebrity Owner: Danny DeVito
bruce
Sobieski Vodka
Celebrity Owner: Bruce Willis
janet
3Vodka
Celebrity Owner: Jermaine Dupri and Janet Jackson
ria
Riazul Tequila
Celebrity Owner: Jeff Bagwell
fuz
Fuzzy's Ultra Premium Vodka
Celebrity Owner: Fuzzy Zoeller
siz
Sizzurp
Celebrity Owner: Diplomats
donald
Trump Super Premium Vodka
Celebrity Owner: Donald Trump
wil
Old Whiskey River Bourbon
Celebrity Owner: Willie Nelson
dre
Aftermath Cognac
Celebrity Owner: Dr. Dre
jt
901 Silver Tequila
Celebrity Owner: Justin Timberlake
dan
Crystal Head Vodka
Celebrity Owner: Dan Aykroyd
ron
Ron de Jeremy Rum
Celebrity Owner: Ron Jeremy
ed
Ed Hardy Vodka
Celebrity Owner: Christian Audigier
cabo
Cabo Wabo Tequila
Celebrity Owner: Sammy Hagar
ciroc
Ciroc Vodka
Celebrity Owner: Diddy