The 25 Most Ridiculous Twitter Accounts

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The then 28-year-old who started this campaign swore he took "ghetto kids of all races" up the mountain, which I suppose is code for, "That makes it not racist, right?" Wrong.

A toaster live tweeting its workload. Do I need to anymore proof of this account's ridiculousness?

Fake Frank Ocean tweets a bunch of faux-deep musings that constantly get retweeted by people who like being told the meaning of life by a person pretending to be a celebrity and not even acting in character. If that's not ridiculous, I don't know what is.

Comedy is known as an equal opportunity offender, but there's something about the idea of mocking impoverished children suffering from hunger that makes you want to channel your inner UFC champion. Or well, something nonviolent and more effective like hitting "report as spam."

First off, this is gross. Secondly, this isn't the best way to diffuse certain stereotypes about the Godless. Lastly, that's disgusting.

It's one of the most absurd personalities on Twitter, which obviously makes it one of the best. And I'm not just saying that because I hated The Ultimate Warrior, too.

Why would you parody an emergency system? You're better than this, Twitter.

If people want to believe that Satan is trying to take over the world, one Rihanna record and Lady Gaga video at a time, so be it. I'll just laugh along with The Illuminati's very own Twitter feed. Well, not when they're trying to dispense wisdom and quote Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Know your role, "dark forces."

Like his play cousin, Fake Frank Ocean, Fraudlent Fresh Prince wants to show you the way without telling you his or her real name and face. Why not just go with a fortune cookie or a rambling man shouting at you on the sidewalk outside of a drug store? At least you can see them.

What do you get when you take Zooey Deschanel and Siri? A confusing Twitter feed.

Pope Francis was already an active Twitter user when he was just Jorge Mario Bergoglio, the Archbishop of Buenos Aires. Still, if he wants to reach the snarky sinner, maybe he can take some tips from Comedic Jesus.

The king of the trolls.

Reality star and former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin can't be bothered with a consistent work schedule, history or racial sensitivity, so she tweets nonsense like this. Even when she's enlightened as to what some of her snarky tweets represent--say, racism--she keeps doing it anyway.

Khia is wonderfully delusional and dedicated to her cause so even if she doesn't make a lick of sense most of the time on her timeline, it's sure fun to read.

The hate-mongers disguised as religious zealots are actually pretty adept when it comes to social media. Nevertheless, as you can see, they don't know squat about their own reflection much less the irony of tweets like these.

Hopefully, I'm not haunted by demons in my sleep or snuffed by them for all eternity in a fiery pit of punishment for saying this, but it's so weird to see dead people tweeting. I'm so sorry, Baby Girl, but it's just...creepy.

Your cousins have such vivid imaginations that give them so many ways of making it through their work days. Enter fictional "Mad Men" character Betty Francis, only fat...and tweeting.

Naomi Campbell's natural hair or lack thereof has been the subject of ridicule on social media for a long while now. Now there's a Twitter feed dedicated to it, only it appears more concerned about the plight of today's R&B singers than her scalp. Whatever, I don't like people who shade Nay Nay anyhow.

It's Jesus as a fashion queen. Why? You got me, and no, I don't know why the Lord has missed so many New York, Milan, and Paris Fashion Weeks since the last tweet.

Taking cues from "Shit My Dad Says," Old Man Search chronicles an 83-year-old dad learning the Internet one Google search at a time. I don't get it, but if I had to take a guess, I'd say Gangnam Style is probably more sesame than spicy.

I don't know what's more ridiculous: The fact that so many of these "relationship experts" masquerade sexism and faux puritianism as "wisdom" or that so many people, namely women, fall for it. Either way, it's mind boggling. P.S. Leave consensual sex alone.

He may be a best selling author and certified life coach, but part of his allure is rooted in fried chicken chain crafted puns. It's not right, nor is it okay. The day this tweet went out, "Black Twitter" pounced on Tony Gaskins, though he refuses to stop pulling from whatever is on his mind or menu for a pun. Expect a tweet comparing love to cheddar bay biscuits any day now.

It's a mime...tweeting the way a mime would. As in, not tweeting at all 'cause mimes don't say anything. Get it? Great, now frown away.

Remember that annoying person who used to count 99 bottles of beer on the wall and counted sheep out loud? Wondered whatever happened to them. No? Well, whatever, they are now doing a literal interpretation of counting crows.

If Big Ben could tweet, it'd go BONG BONG BONG BONG. It's dumb, but it's helpful if you read the BONGS the way members of Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony said "bone" at the start of "Crossroads." Makes more sense that way.