Who knew Khloé Kardashian was such a techie? The wild Kardashian sister posted an Instagram video yesterday just to let her fans she just got a digital subscriber line. That, or she wanted to announce she's fluent in domain-specific languages.
Psych! She has dick-sucking lips, people. Lips for sucking dick.
In the terrifying clip Khloé sips on a drink while wearing bright red lipstick before smacking her lips and letting go of a maniacal laugh. Painted over the video is shameless "DSLs bitc[h]" with a typo courtesy of her hairstylist. The only logical conclusion one can draw from this video is that Khloé Kardashian, proud owner of DSLs, is also a harvester of souls. She's sucking our souls from the Starbucks cup and relishing every moment of it. If you've watched the video it's too late—she already has your soul.
And that's the closest you'll ever come to experiencing Khloé's dick-sucking lips.
