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The blog-style gossip site Media Take Out, which launched in 2006, is notoriously known for inciting celebrity drama. And as the most visited urban website in the world, readers constantly demand slanderous dirt (read: shade) on A-listers. The most fascinating part about the online gabfest, however, is its unique approach to crafting headlines. Never before has a web entity appropriated such a distinct (read: ratchet) style and voice. Here, we recap the best headlines of August.
Actress Meagan Good Steps Out Wearing Some LEGGINGS . . . And She Had A BIG OLE CAMELTOE!!
Date: August 1
Once and for all people, leggings are not pants for this exact reason.
Steve Harvey's Wife Was Looking REAL RATCHET At Last Night's HOODIE Awards . . . Steve KNEW IT . . . And Had An Embarrassed Look On His Face!!!
Date: August 11
His face says it all.
NOW WE'RE NOT TRYING TO START NO MESS . . . But Why Is BEYONCE Staring LONGINGLY At Justin Timberlake . . . Like She Wanna Have His Babys And Name Them RED, YELLOW, And GREEN!!!
Date: August 13
In all fairness, he did bring sexy back.
CIARA Stepped Out Yesterday Wearing A SEE-THROUGH BLOUSE . . . She PROUDLY SHOWED OFF . . . Them TIDDAYS That 50 Cent BOUGHT FOR HER!!!
Date: August 22
Judging by the picture, it was a good purchase.
LOVE AND HIP HOP NY Drama . . . A NEW GIRL Just Joined The Cast . . . And She PUNCHED ERICA MENA IN HER EYE!!!
Date: August 12
Well that didn't take long.
SHOCK IMAGE!!! Woman SUPER GLUED Her COOCH . . . Then Uploaded The Pics Onto INSTAGRAM!!
Date: August 25
Pictures or it didn't happen. Oh, wait ...
Rihanna STEPS OUT For The First Time With Her NEW SHORT HAIR . . . We Can't Tell What's POPPIN OUT MORE . . . Her BRA-LESS TIDDAYS . . . Or Her FOREHEAD!!!
Date: August 2
One of lifes unanswered questions.
Would You LOOK AT THAT . . . Guess Which HOLLYWOOD ACTOR . . . Is That Latest Celeb To Get Inside Supermodel Naomi Campbell's HOT POCKET!! Hint - He's WHITE . . . Wait . . . That's NOT HELPFUL
Date: August 23
On to the next one.
LMAOOOOOOO!!! Kanye West Is A MESS . . . It's Because Of Him . . That Boys Are On Instagram DOING THIS F**KERY!!!
Date: August 9
That's what happens when a superstar wears a skirt.
Love And Hip Hop Star SCRAPPY Gets DRUNK In The Skrip Club . . . And TRICKS OFF HIS CHILD SUPPORT MONEY!!
Date: August 19
#Priorities
Now That RAVEN IS OUT WITH IT . . . It Looks Like TALK SHOW HOST Michael Strahan MIGHT BE NEXT . . . The Man Was On TV Wearing HOOKER BOOTS Like His Name's CIARA!!!
Date: August 3
With that outfit on, he just might.
WHOOPS!! Actress Sienna Miller Has A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION . . . Paparazzi 'ACCIDENTALLY' Got A Pic Of Her BOOBAGE!!
Date: August 16
Right place at the right time.
RATCHET!!! Amber Rose Is Getting MARRIED TODAY . . . And We Got Pics Of Her TWERKING IN HER WEDDING DRESS!!!
Date: August 18
A girl's got to have fun on her wedding day, right?
We May Have Found The Most RATCHET HAIRCUT That We've Ever Encountered . . . The Barber Who DID THIS . . . Needs To Have His Clippers BURNED AT THE STAKE!!!
Date: August 18
Few things render us speechless, but this is one of them.
MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: It POPPED OFF BACKSTAGE At The VMAs . . . . Robin Thicke's Wife PAULA PATTON 'ATTACKS' Miley Cyrus!!!
Date: August 26
Paula Patton was seeing blurred lines.
WTF?????? Kanye West Has A New BUMPER STICKER On His Mercedes . . . Them Kardashian's Got The Man BRAINWASHED!!!
Date: August 17
All for the fame and the fortune.
Trinidad James Goes FULL BLOWN TRANSEXUAL???? The Popular Rapper . . . Is Now Rockin A MINI SKIRT!!!
Date: August 16
Popping too much molly will do that to you.
MTO SHOCK GRAPHIC PICS!!! The Cameras 'ACCIDENTALLY' Snap A Pic Up Actress Demi Moore's SKIRT . . . And Her P**ZY IS WRINKLED!!! Can You BOTOX Down There??
Date: August 24
That's definitely not her best ankle.
Tyga And His BIG BOOTY BABYS MAMA Went Shopping At BABYS R US . . . And Chyna DOES NOT Look Like A Circus FREAK!!!
Date: August 15
Well that's a start.
WELP . . Keyshia Cole Is Back To LOOKING RATCHET . . . We Hope That Means Her MUSIC WILL BE BETTER!!
Date: August 4
One can dream.
AWWW SH*T . . . It's Going Down!!! A Brotha HACKED Into Kris Jenner's Account . . . STOLE $70K From Her!!
Date: August 20
Get ready to feel the wrath of the Kardashians, bro.
ATLANTA HOUSEWIVES' NeNe Leakes Husband FINALLY Gets A JOB . . . This Is Now The FIRST TIME HE'S WORKED . . . Since The Show Started!!!
Date: August 15
The struggle is real.
Remember That LIL FREAK Sisqo From The Group DRU HILL . . . Well He Was Performing At The SKRIP CLUB . . . When The Urge CAME OVER HIM . . . And . . . !!!
Date: August 13
She must have been wearing a thong.
WHOOPS!!! Beyonce ACCIDENTALLY Puts Pics Of Her OLD NOSE On Her Website . . . And The Old Nose Is THREE TIMES The Size Of Her NEW NOSE!!
Date: August 12
At least she did something about it.
MTO EXCLUSIVE SHOCK PICS: We Now Have UNQUESTIONABLE EVIDENCE . . . That NBA Superstar LEBRON JAMES . . .Got A LIL D**K!!
Date: August 11
If you listen carefully, you can hear girls around the world crying.
WHAT THE FREAK????? Rapper TI's 17 Year Old STEP DAUGHTER . . . Posts Pic On Instagram . . . With Her HINDQUARTERS HANGING OUT!!!
Date: August 14
Uh oh, this is not going to end well.
YIKES!!! Have Y'all Ever Seen R&B Singer Kelly Rowland SMILE . . . The Chick Sure Got A WHOLE LOTTA GUMS!!!
Date: August 10
Let us see your grill, girl.
Terrence Howard's EX-WIFE Claims That He SUCKER PUNCHED HER . . . And Check Out Her BLACK EYE!!!
Date: August 7
Not cool, dude.
LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!! The Struggle Is REAL Y'all . . . Look How Some Guy . . . TIPPED A SKRIPPER When His POCKETS WERE LIGHT!!!
Date: August 7
When all else fails, give her a half-eaten sandwich.
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE HOOD . . . When . . . The ICE CREAM TRUCK In Your Neighborhood Looks Like THIS!!!
Date: August 7
The kids deserve better than this.
YIKES!!! Look How OLD Oprah's Boyfriend STEDMAN Is Now . .. He Looks Like He's ALMOST READY TO BE PUT IN A HOME!!
Date: August 6
That's what being with the most powerful woman in the world will do to you.
MTO WORLD EXCLUSIVE: We Got GRAPHIC PICS . . . Of One Of The Castmembers Of The VH1 Show BLACK INK . . . GIVING TOP!!!
Date: August 9
There's a place and a time for everything.
Fantasia Steps Out On The Red Carpet SHOWING OFF HER STOMACH . . . BAD IDEA . . . Cause Her STOMACH AND BACK Are Full Of STRETCH MARKS!!
Date: August 6
Two words: shea butter.
In This LATEST INSTALLMENT OF BOOTY TRICKS . . . A RATCHET Will Try To HOLD UP A FULL SIZE TOWEL . . . Using JUST HER BOOTY CHEEKS!!!
Date: August 5
That's a whole lot of cake.
We Think It's GOOD That Women Are Getting More CREATIVE With Their WEAVES . . . But There Is A FINE LINE Between CREATIVITY . . . And RATCHETIVITY!!!
Date: August 21
That's just not okay.
MILLION DOLLAR P**ZY!!!! We Got TOPLESS PICS Of Nicki Minaj . . . And Her Boobs Are KRAY!!!
Date: August 8
Killin' it.
Chris Brown Is Photo'd On The Set Of NICKI MINAJ'S New Video . . . Chris Is SMOKING CIGARETTES . . . And SIPPIN' LEAN!!!
Date: August 3
We knew something was off with him.
R&B Singer Ciara Has An ACCIDENT . . . She 'FORGETS' To Wear Pannies . . . And That Paparazzi Take A Pic UP HER SKIRT!!
Date: August 2
Ciara pulled a Britney.
WHAT THE FREAK????? Paula Patton's Husband ROBIN THICKE . . . Was Caught STICKING HIS FINGER . . . In The NEXT CHICK'S BOOTY!!!
Date: August 27
And everyone was worried about Miley Cyrus.
Mathew Knowles Mother Claims He's A DEADBEAT DAD . . . She Sent Us This STATEMENT . . . About How He's Not PAYING FOR THEIR SON!!
Date: August 28
That's what happens when Beyonce fires you.
