Last night was the 2014 Grammy Awards marathon broadcast. During the three-and-a-half-hour show, there were performances—some thrilling, some painfully boring, one with probably non-binding marriages—and a few awards that actually made it into the main telecast. While you debate who deserved what, and while Pharrell and Macklemore count their trophies, Complex is here once again to go beyond snubs and point out the categories and winners that should've been on display. Read on for The Awards That Should've Been Given Out at the 2014 Grammys.
Written by Frazier Tharpe (@The_SummerMan)
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Best 'Oops, Forgot We're in Public' PDA/Best Worst Censoring: Beyoncé and Jay Z
Moistest Lips (Pause): LL Cool J
Best Anjelica Huston circa The Witches/Best Audition to be the Next Supreme: Katy Perry
Actually Pretty Awesome and Good Way to Bond with Your Parents: Chicago and Robin Thicke Medley
Most Popular Dance Move: The Fake Exorcism/Demonic Possession
Most Improbably Spectacular Performance: Kendrick Lamar & Imagine Dragons
Best Stereotypically Rhythmless Dancing: Taylor Swift
Best Derisive 'I've Got Dozens of These, Who Really Cares' Moment: Jay Z
After using his trophies as a shot glass last year, Jay, who scored his 18th Grammy last night, will apparently pass the golden-gramophone-as-drinking-glass wave to young Blue Ivy. Here's an image for you: Blue Ivy in the Carters' kitchen corner, leaning on her Basquiat, sipping apple juice from a Grammy. The semi-charmed life.