The Rock Makes “Hobbit Porn” Jokes During Debut Stand-Up Routine

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is as funny as he his jacked—which if you haven’t noticed he's like really jacked. Whether he’s laughing at his own expense: See the time he found out his beard was made of Yak pubes, the time he poked fun at himself for being strapped with a leather fanny pack and turtleneck combo, or joking about "Hobbit porn" during his debut as a stand-up comedian, the latest addition to his resume.

The multitalented star posted about the performance on his Instagram, where he said his friend, and Fast and Furious co-star, Vin Diesel, would know about the aforementioned eccentric, and completely real, porn. We'll just take his word for it.