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Zooey Deschanel just celebrated her 32nd birthday, which is surprising, since her public persona is that of an aloof teenager. The grown-up actress still bases her career on being a quirky and bumbling lassie with the kind of singing voice that makes you see animated bluebirds and tap dance. Zooey's a hottie, but it's fair that so many people find her completely and utterly awkward. If you saw the latest episode of New Girl last night, you'd probably agree. But Deschanel isn't the only woman who makes us feel a bit uncomfortable watching her on-screen. Just check out this list of The 10 Most Awkward Actresses.
Taylor Swift
10. TAYLOR SWIFT
Before Valentine’s Day, we were content regarding T-Swizzle as the good girl of pop/country music trying too hard to win over America. Now, after seeing the star-studded cheese fest (on top of her '80s rom-com music videos), we can’t help but liken her to our overachieving 12-year-old niece acting in a school play. We have to be nice, but it’s hard to sit still through it all. Hopefully, her role in Tom Hooper's highly-anticipated Les Miserables disproves everything we just said.
Heather Morris
9. HEATHER MORRIS
Honestly, our sense of what Heather is like in person is entirely overshadowed by her character on Glee. As Brittany S. Pierce, she's more than capable of making audiences question her grasp on reality. In real life, we’re sure she doesn’t that dogs poop chocolate bars or that leprechauns will give her a box of all-marshmallow Lucky Charms, but her most famous role makes it seem that way.
Mayim Bialik
8. MAYIM BIALIK
The former Blossom star never had conventional roles, which might explain her equally unconventional public persona. She seems to have plenty in common with her genius character Amy on The Big Bang Theory, including her personal style and the fact that she’s a real life scientist. Though she may not be as socially inept as Amy, everything about Bialik exudes an inescapable sense of nerdy nostalgia that makes it difficult for us to escape those memories of the early '90s.
Tilda Swinton
7. TILDA SWINTON
Her "La Roux meets Close Encounters of the Third Kind" look definitely gives spectators second thoughts about how to interact with her. Fortunately for Tilda, her standoffish persona only adds to her impressive acting ability. Just watch her as a void, grief-stricken mother in 2011’s most disturbing drama, We Need to Talk About Kevin.
Zooey Deschanel
6. ZOOEY DESCHANEL
If you’re routinely described as “adorkable,” then there has to be something off about you. Zooey's character Jess on New Girl seems to be a heightened version of herself: a cute girl in a babydoll dress who’s so innocent that she has to say the word “peernis” to describe the male anatomy.
Kristen Schaal
5. KRISTEN SCHAAL
The star of The Heart, She Holler and voice actor for Bob’s Burgers has everything it takes to pull off her gawkiness: a quirky smile, an uninhibited acting style, and a joke set that involves a mention of Terri Schiavo. She's a comedian, so making us giggle in discomfort is her job.
Heather Matarazzo
4. HEATHER MATARAZZO
In the '90s, Heather defined what it meant to be awkward and she reminds us of that every time we see her. As the bumbling star of the cult-classic, Welcome to the Dollhouse, her character made heavily embroidered sweaters, unpopularity, and sociopathic obsessions with mullet-haired older men all seem somewhat endearing.
Aubrey Plaza
3. AUBREY PLAZA
We can't tell if what we feel from watching Parks and Recreation's resident cynic is awkwardness or fear for our life. Her signature death stare and deadpan delivery makes her soul as difficult to discern as our emotions.
Charlyne Yi
2. CHARLYNE YI
To date anyone, you must be compatible with the other person. That’s what makes Knocked Up’s pothead and House's new intern Charlyne Yi’s (reported) relationship with Michael Cera, the King of the Mousy Voice and Dawdling Mannerisms, so easy to believe. Like Cera, Yi comes complete with a penchant for cutesy acoustic songs, a puppy dog stare face, and the ability to initiate paralyzing awkward silences.
Kristen Stewart
1. KRISTEN STEWART
At this point, Kristen's awkwardness, both in her roles and her interviews, precedes her. In fact, her name can’t even be mentioned without inducing an image of her flipping her hair and discombobulating her shoulders. We wish we could credit that clumsiness to all of her blood loss from giving birth to a vampire baby, but that wouldn’t account for all of the other painful moments before Breaking Dawn.